Revision guides? Safer to lock them up!

I came across a site, Learn History, which offers revision materials for GCSE History exams. As part of its “Crime, punishment and protest” section, it has a gallery showing aerial photos of prisons in England and Wales.

This is the photo which they claim is of Leicester prison:

Aerial photo of Regent College
As anyone from Leicester will realise, the photo in fact shows Regent College! The true Leicester prison is indicated with the red circle in the following aerial shot (courtesy of multimap.com); Regent College can be seen in the bottom right corner:

Aerial photo of Leicester Prison

I don’t know if the owner of the website is trying to say something about students at Regent College (or about the teachers for that matter)! Let’s hope the exam papers are more accuate than the revision website.

Radio 4 UK Theme (1973–2006)

In the early hours of this morning, the UK Theme was played for the last time on BBC Radio 4. Like many people, I’m not awake at 5:30am. But despite the fact that it’s broadcast at such an unearthly hour, the announcement in January that the theme would scrapped caused an outcry that reached as far as Parliament.

For the benefit of anyone not familiar with British radio, I should explain that Radio 4 is purely a speech radio station. Whole pieces of music are never played on the station, and even on the famous programme “Desert Island Discs”, where a celebrity chooses his or her favourite music, only short excerpts are played. So for me, the appeal of the UK Theme lies in the fact that it was five minutes of uninterrupted music, a moment of calm before the usual business of the day.

Composer Fritz Spiegl (1926–2003) was born in Austria to a Jewish family, and escaped to Britain in 1939 after facing persecution by the Nazis. As a 13 year old boy in England, he didn’t speak a word of English. But as is often the case, he would eventually come to care more about the language and culture of his adopted country than most of the people who were born here. A true polymath, Spiegl became principal flautist of the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra, but also wrote books and newspaper columns, usually about language. He found it difficult to understand how the English could know so little about their mother tongue.

The UK Theme is a medley of traditional British tunes that, though clever use of counterpoint, manages to squeeze many tunes into exactly five minutes – the length of the time-slot it occupied on radio. It begins with a brass fanfare of the first few bars of Early One Morning, and English folk song. This is followed by Rule Britannia. There is then a slight drop in tempo, but not enough to lose momentum, and a tender rendition of the Londonderry Air (representing Northern Ireland) on the cor anglais. After the first eight bars, this is joined by the violin playing the Scottish Annie Laurie. The side drum announces the start of What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor? played on the piccolo, the inclusion of which perhaps showing that Spiegl was not without a sense of humour. After the first verse, this is then combined with Greensleeves played on the strings. Another drum roll introduces a brass rendition of Men of Harlech (now probably best known for being sung, with modified lyrics, by Welsh soldiers in the film Zulu). The woodwind then play Flower of Scotland in counterpoint. After this, Spiegl clearly decided Men of Harlech was too good to waste, so the chorus of the song continues alone. There is then a brief reprise of the opening fanfare, this time leading to a gentle version of Early One Morning played in full. Rule Britannia is then brought in one more time, starting on the strings and building up to the full orchestra. In the last few bars, a solo trumpet can be heard playing a phrase evocative of Clarke’s Trumpet Voluntary.

Spiegl’s music brings together the four home nations of the United Kingdom. It is quite patriotic in its tone, but not in an overbearing way. In the 1970s, it took a man born in Austria to write the music. Today, I can’t imagine it being commissioned at all. I only hope the nation Spiegl so loved doesn’t one day go the same way as his theme tune.

Stag parties should pay

Today it has been widely reported in the media that the House of Commons public accounts committee have recommended that people who find themselves in trouble while on drunken stag weekends abroad should have to pay for consular assistance. The going rate is £84.50 per hour, but this charge is rarely applied.

All I can say is: what a great idea. These people are an unfair burden on British embassies across Europe, and on the taxpayer who funds them. More significantly, the people who go abroad for their dubious, drunken celebrations are a complete disgrace to their country. What are the people of eastern Europe going to think of the British when they see them descend on the capitals of culture every weekend just to be sick and cause disruption? Perhaps the prospect of a hefty levy should they forget where the hotel is could be a sobering influence.

Ian Davidson, MP for Glasgow South West, referred to “drunks and halfwits”, a description that sounds only too accurate.

Google Local adding a county at a time

Ever since Google extended their Local service to the UK, satellite photo coverage has been, quite literally, rather patchy, with not many areas covered by high resolution images. Recently, however, they have been extending the detailed images, and there has been discussion about whether they are now using aerial photos from aircraft rather than satellite photos.

Today I looked at the overview of Great Britain, and immediately noticed that the newest high resolution areas, which appear a different shade of green and so stand out, follow the shape of county boundaries. In northern England is West Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and Greater Manchester; in the east is Cambridgeshire; and to the south is Berkshire. In Wales, all of the unitary authorities of south Wales are covered with the exception of Monmouthshire; and let’s not forget the tiny County of Bristol across the Severn. It also appears that the West Midlands, Buckinghamshire and Surrey are currently being worked on, maybe from a different set of photos.

Compare the following images and you’ll see what I mean:

Google Local UK 2006-04-19Google counties 2006-04-19

You can also view a map with the names of the counties. In Scotland, the cities of Glasgow, Aberdeen and Dundee, as well as Renfrewshire, have received the same treatment.

The high resolution photos are not just the approximate areas of the counties, but follow the boundaries exactly. So what does this mean? Surely if they were satellite photos, presumably from Google’s American supplier, the detailed patches would be square, or at best follow geographical features. The fact that they follow the shape of administrative areas makes me think these images probably come from a UK-based source. And most significantly, they are likely to be taken from an aircraft as the irregularly-shaped edges are quite different to the long, square strips that came from the satellites.

It’ll be interesting to see which counties they cover next. In the meantime, if you want to find somewhere in the areas I mentioned, you will be able to zoom right in.

Academy cash buys more than honours

The most recent twist in the “cash for honours” saga currently afflicting the UK government has seen the the arrest of Des Smith, the man responsible for raising money for the City Academies scheme.

Some people have asked why donors to the Labour party, or to the Academies, are so keen to buy themselves a title. Of course, the main purpose, and indeed the more scandalous, is not that the new nobles buy themselves the right to be “Lord and Lady”, but that they receive a seat in the House of Lords, the upper house of parliament, for the rest of their lives. Leaving aside the merits and pitfalls of having an unelected upper chamber, buying a seat in parliament in this way is in effect no different from rigging an election. Seen in that light, the maximum penalty of two years’ imprisonment doesn’t seem so disproportionate.

There is, however, a far more sinister influence that is gained by those making donations to the City Academies. Sir Peter Vardy – a millionaire car dealer – has said that “It would be a shame” if this scandal undermined the academies programme. Sir Peter himself has donated money to schools and received his knighthood for “services to education” in 2001. He is a committed Christian who rejects the theory of evolution and believes in creationism, and this is what is taught in the schools he sponsors. It’s unacceptable that anyone should have this amount of influence over educational policy just for opening his cheque book, particularly when it means imposing his minority, unscientific views on the pupils, and disguising them as a scientific theory.

One would have to be extremely naive to believe that businessmen sponsor schools out of the kindness of their hearts and expect nothing in return, even the religious ones – or particularly the religious ones. What they expect is not a title, but influence. If the “loans for lordships” row results in the abandonment of the City Academies scheme, it will actually have done the nation a great favour.


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